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long boot 

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.
That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.
long boot by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018

Long Dick 

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.
"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”
Long Dick by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

Long Belt 

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----
I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.
Long Belt by hugedongus December 8, 2019

Long and a half 

When something too long enough, it long and half.
friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.

Long Island clam bath 

When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.

Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.

I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.

long-hauler 

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
long-hauler by mlhiss September 7, 2020