Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
mugGet the Lot Lizardsmug.

Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...
by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Lasso the lizardmug.

beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
Get a load of that beach lizard.
by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020
mugGet the beach lizardmug.

Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.
There goes the Lot Lizard.
by A BigOl' Boi June 24, 2022
mugGet the Lot Lizardmug.

lizard whip

when a male is having sex and picks up his partner by the waist and while his penis is inside her he pulls her one way and then jerks the other way causing her to tighten up making the ejaculation more pleasurable.
man: i lizard whipped my girl last night and she is still trying to recover.
by ladies man-whore January 13, 2010
mugGet the lizard whipmug.

shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.
"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"
by GameUniverso June 4, 2018
mugGet the shit lizardmug.

dookie lizard

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.
by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009
mugGet the dookie lizardmug.

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