leather face mask

When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex

Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night

by GODFATHER013 December 9, 2013

Bob Saget in a leather jacket

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011

leather jacket

an article of clothing that comes in various styles including leather motorcycle jackets, leather bomber jackets, leather sportcoats, leather car coats.
They are awesome to use while jerking off. They feel really good agianst your hard cock.

My dad looks sexy in his leather jacket.
Mi papa se ve sexy en su chaqueta de cuero.

I want to jerk off on my dad's leather jacket while he watches.
Quiero hacerme la paja con la chaqueta de cuero de mi papa mientras el mira.

He shot all of his cum onto his dad's leather jacket.
EL tiro toda la leche encima de la chaqueta de cuero de su papa.

by LeatherJacket February 4, 2008

leather

the state of a penis lying between flacid and boner

Adam Carolla says, "Check out that chick... I'm starting to get some leather."

by xoe-xoe March 23, 2011

leather

leather is short for leather jacket used more by punks.

hey you going to paint your leather soon?

by brad February 12, 2005

Leather Tit

A woman who has been rode hard over the years, who has 5 childeren or more, whithin the perameteres of 13 months, in a fiscal year. Rendering her nipples and breasticle areas, similar to leather and or pleather, similar to a couch or a salty baseball glove.

Holy crap, shes an old leather tit, looks like she been rode hard and put away wet.

by leatherlipz August 2, 2012

Leather Weather

1. The act of a male performing a sexual act in a leather vest that exposes his nipples.

2. A storm of cow genitalia.

Shit man is he doing a Leather Weather?

Oh man John, looks like we have some Leather Weather.

by "BigGirl"Stroker47 February 1, 2017