victory lap

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.

I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.

victory lap by mr. hankey August 26, 2004

take a lap 

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon

tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.

take a lap by mazimaz June 30, 2008

Sitting on my lap while standing 

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...

Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol

Sitting on my lap while standing by BigLeet November 2, 2008

phar lap 

Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.

Let's go eat phar lap!

phar lap by Thor? May 21, 2003

ash lap 

when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.

"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"

"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."

ash lap by Josey, Cultural Revolutionary March 24, 2005

Polish Victory Lap 

When a girl gives a guy a rim job around his anus clockwise, which is opposite of the direction of a traditional race.

My brother won't get rid of that large Beast he is dating because everytime she leaves his house, she gives him a "Polish Victory Lap" before she leaves.

Polish Victory Lap by dong master January 31, 2010

sit on my lap 

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

sit on my lap by that kind of dad June 1, 2016