lanier

a pedophile with long fingers

"honey, don't give our address. thats a lanier."
"too late."
knock on the door.

by bobmarleylover October 4, 2009

Lancer

A powerfull wizard family. A Lancer is gifted with high skils in combat.

You can never defeat a lancer!

by Checkpoint November 26, 2004

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008

green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

s-langer

1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school

did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.

by frozensoup June 2, 2009

Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.

Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003