The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
Get the knitting booties mug.This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
by alisonv December 15, 2008
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Someone who just doesn't learn from sore experience, whose knotty head speaks to repeated thumpings for trying to do something they were told not to do.
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Get the cinnamon knot mug.I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
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I got stuck doing the slip-knot on her
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Get the Slip-knot mug.When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot
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