Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020
Get the Keithmug. term for a micro-penis.
Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 22, 2022
Get the Keith Holdermug. Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective
His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss
He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective
His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss
He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
by Anonymous Screen Time January 4, 2022
Get the Buisness Man Keithmug. by wowzer111 June 14, 2022
Get the keithmug. (Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.
Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
Get the Keith Moonedmug. FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
SEXY NIGGA KEITH
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
Get the Keithmug. 
Get the Keithedmug.