Keithmeister

A shooting term. Young, yet talented shooter.

Slang for someone inexperience in sex. A somewhat positive term.

A:How is that new guy in bed?
B:Hmmm, a keithmeister!

by Andrewbigtoronto April 12, 2008

dirty keith

sex act in which a dildo is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the anus or vagina

She loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total cumdump.

by razzmatazz6758 August 21, 2009

Keith

Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.

You got any Keith?

by McSorely's November 5, 2008

Keitaro

Used for someone who is clumsy, perverted, or just plain stupid. In other cultures, it is used for someone who gets off on kissing turtles and stealing women's panties.

(Hint Hint: Love Hina)

My best friend is such a Keitaro!

by Narusegawa May 22, 2003

Keith

Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.

Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though

paranoidpettystubbornfearoverweightITwanker

by ScarredByKeiths August 29, 2010

Keith

-The most unattractive male name.
- typically an ass who feels as though he's entitled to everything and who does nothing to support that attitude.

Keith -A redneck who thinks its cool to save beer can tabs.

by Rose Elizabeth Dawson September 26, 2010

Toby Keith

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.

Toby Keith is just fucking American.

by Americanperson September 1, 2013