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Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015
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Josefine

Fuck u Josefine!
by iDidNineEleven May 10, 2017
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Jose Bigio

Born in Peru, studied at Harvard University where he studied medicine. Later he studied system engineering at the university of M.I.T
Jose is recognized for his brains.
In 1998, Jose was elected as the sexiest man alive.
Wow that Jose Bigio guy is really awesome I wish he would sign me an autograph.
by M.I.T September 3, 2008
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Jose

Jose he is one of the most funniest guys you can ever find . He is such a flirt but in the end of the day he loves only one girl . He loves to cuddle . He makes people always laugh . I couldn’t see myself living without a Jose . he loves his friends , family, and his girl . He always finds time to make time for his girl and he is super cute in every single way . You try to look him in the eye but you just can’t cause he makes you fall in love with him over and over again . So if you have a Jose never let him go cause when you lose him you will feel like you have lost the best person in the world
Person A : who is that over there with Bri ? person B : That over there with Bri is Jose he loves his girl so much .
by Brilight_200 April 26, 2019
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Jose

he is cool fun and outgoing he loves serious relationships and long romantic drives. Really grate with kids. battles to sleep so his eyes are red most the time. he has a nice olive skin. Always a good friend to have.
Jose is so cool.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
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jesher

Loving person always knows how to have fun good at sports and is really good at fashion really clumsy and gets into trouble
Jesher is always the person to have a good time
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Jose Mourninho

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.
1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"
by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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