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bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans
bootleg jordans by uglyprince October 20, 2015

Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.
“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better
Chair Jordan by DaListener September 25, 2020

Michael b Jordan 

Michael b Jordan is the sexiest man alive
Michael b Jordan by anonymous April 30, 2023

deandre jordan 

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line
Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan

Jordan (girl) 

Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Jordan (girl) is the love of my life
Jordan (girl) by Arthur C. Doyle December 12, 2018
A person who would understand you and would make a really good boyfriend. He would love his girlfriend so much and never leave her side.
Jordy is so adorable
jordy by Mae001 June 10, 2016