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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.
This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.
by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025
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Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔
by Vietol May 15, 2025
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Jonah

Busted in 2 minutes with his micro bulge
Yoooo ur basically Jonah right now
by Santana444 August 26, 2025
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Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!
me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"
by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025
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Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.
“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew
by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025
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Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits
Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him
by Very hot lady November 16, 2025
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