by Mark Hungus January 10, 2009
Get the ron jeremymug. 1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
Get the Jeremy Beadlemug. The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by yentruoc January 28, 2014
Get the Jeremy Burgessmug. A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA
by drunkazz February 27, 2009
Get the Drunk Jeremymug. Jeremy is the most sweatest guy ever. He has a big penis and a huge heart. I like him a lot. He is an amazing football player and wretler. Overall he is the best guy friend/ brother that anyone could ever ask for. He is an amazing listener and overall perfect. The most thing that i like bout him is his wonderful personality. When ever u want to talk about issues that u are having he will listen but whenever u want to talk about ur feelings he will say "bitch please get over urself".. I like him alot and he is my brother from another mother forever. <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012
Get the Jeremy Cliffordmug. by a duck without bucks April 24, 2022
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Get the Jeremy Rexmug.