Jeres505

This is a person who is pretty chill but when a person specifically named "White or lungyuth2019" will constantly say "secks" as to annoy the person, also they like hentai specifically "Astolfo"

White:help
Jeres505:secks
White:what?
Jeres505:secks
White: n o
Jeres505:yes
White:no
Jeres505:secks

by The one with the arm September 24, 2021

Jerk Gennosuke

A meme from Taiwan, people use it for describing a cheap-ass person.
Translation: 卑鄙源之助

Person 1: Hey, give me my power bank back! I have only 10% left in my phone battery. What is your battery percentage?
Person 2: I have only 2 %.
Person 1: *look at Person 1's phone*Are you messing with me? You have 90% left!
Person 2: Jerk Gennosuke! *Goofy face appears *Thumb and index finger rub against each other, other three fingers hold*
Person 2: *Wtf is this guy*look at Person 1 helplessly*u fuckin loser*

by catty box July 1, 2023

White Jersey Chaser

A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.

Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?

by Scoops22 July 16, 2008

Weekend Jersey

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.

Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."

by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009

Jizz Jersey

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating

Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey

by cjoquattro September 15, 2010

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019