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senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break
by senior ditch day January 6, 2019
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doorbell ditch that bitch

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.
Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)
by BS-BS October 23, 2008
mugGet the doorbell ditch that bitchmug.

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
mugGet the Ding Dong Ditchmug.

duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.
No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch
by cracka wacka March 16, 2011
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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
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nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.
“OMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!”
by Ginger McGingerface August 29, 2022
mugGet the nebraska ditch weedmug.

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022
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