sam howard

probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.

sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie

by samisasexybeast October 27, 2021

Howarded

When someone gets murdered with a pipe.

They had a closed casket funeral for Ethan because he got Howarded

by Haterade23 July 8, 2021

howard deaned

A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean).

Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"

Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that."

by yeah_im_that_guy November 5, 2012

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Sue Howard

A goddamn Icon

Wow you're being such a Sue Howard right now.

by Westansue December 3, 2018

Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.

Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."

by Hold the Door July 2, 2018

Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.

person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.

by acxi January 25, 2019