HOWARD

People already know Candice but do you know Howard.You can use Howard to prank your friends.

“Yo you know howard” friend: “no” you: “Howard deez nuts.”

by Yeahcrazyright May 15, 2021

Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

Austin howard

large cult leader in 1985

damn Austin howard really did massacre all those babies

by glass bowl May 13, 2020

Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Dr Howard Schnider

A man who was used as a social experiment at creating everyone's worst nightmare for dentists.

Oh god, Dr Howard Schnider is back in business and ready to strike again.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 October 7, 2021