by Yeahcrazyright May 15, 2021

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022

by glass bowl May 13, 2020

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz
(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles
Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles
Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

by THESAYCOMPTER3 October 7, 2021
