Canadian History

A Mountie with a Granny Fetish

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.

by nottomwaits February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.

Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?

by Inuckchuck February 4, 2010

art history

art history is a fucking liberal arts class i fucking have to take if i want to fucking graduate. fuck. art history is a class for martial arts instructors to teach in their spare time (which is all the time apparently) and then they act all weird and fucking demonstrate neck grabs and act creepy in class, while showing 2 slides in 3 hours and asking me "where does it start," to which i reply, "what the fuck are you fucking talking about, you stupid twat."

if i skip art history again i am going to fucking fail.

art history is gay.

by fit student April 7, 2004

Canadian History

Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.

In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.

by Kid Kracker Jack February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.

She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.

by Bobsdog February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

man i tought her Canada's history last night

by colb14445412 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick

by the metric system is gay February 5, 2010