You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 29, 2014

he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so

the death of a beloved minecraft pet

"Noo!!, He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son."

by Truth Bombs May 19, 2020

Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

by _it aint e_z January 27, 2009

kick him to the curb

1. To quit seeing him, especially if it's a relationship or commitment involved.

2. To waive/fire him, especially in business matters.

If you catch a man cheating on you, kick him to the curb right then.

A man got kicked to curb by the company for finding drug use in his hair sample.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2005

fan him down

The act of waving one's hand near the face of an individual who has recently been declared as red or purple. Useful for restoring said individual to a state of normacy.

"Hey, I heard David Bell is secretly engaged to his girlfriend!"

"Fan him down!"

by Peter McConville April 1, 2005

balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008