by What do I have to do on earth? May 21, 2021
Get the Haimug. An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
Get the Haymug. 
When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016
Get the Hay Blanketmug. by professordickweed February 1, 2019
Get the flick the haymug. by fresh_er May 3, 2018
Get the pussy haymug. Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020
Get the Saddle up the hay bedmug.