Alberta Hat Trick

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.

Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.

by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020

pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

by JM74 December 21, 2014

The Hat Fic

The most unholy fic ever about Dan and Phil. the fic is about Dan and Phil buying a hamster then literally a day later Phil is all fucking tied up or something and Dan decides to literally drowns the hamster in his own cum until it dies and Phils all fucking traumatized then afterwards he FUCKING rips the hamsters head off and forces Phil to drink the mixture of the poor hamsters blood and Dans cum and just a lotta fucked up demon shit happens and at the end Dan literally fucking eats the hamster and they apparently do that every month 😍

Girl 1: Omg! I just read The Hat Fic? It is so fucked up!

Boy 2: Yeah I have, now I can never look at hamsters or hats the same again.

by p0l4r1ze March 17, 2022

tin foil hat club

conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.

That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

Boston jimmy hat

A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.

The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.

by rws2012s August 26, 2009

THE PATRONI HAT TRICK

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol

joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''

by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010