Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.

Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.

by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.

“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

“Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”

by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!

by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

-lilauu

Hank is amazing

by CaseWord March 21, 2020

Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.

I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.

by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023