Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006

Half Mast

When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about

Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet
Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now

Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?
Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now

Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.
Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out

by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

by SLSS April 25, 2007

halfheimer's

Poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full Alzheimer's disease. Half of the poor memory usually associated with Alzheimer's.

"It was a shame how Hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. He clearly wasn't listening to the discussion. He sounded like he had halfheimer's."

by Suga T April 8, 2008

half'd

When your partner dumps you for another who is half as good looking as you.

Stefan: Hey did you hear Landon got Half'd for Brad?
Gaston: Wait, Brad? Hes a 4 whereas Landon is an 8.
Stefan: Yea

by mustchewater November 22, 2011

Half Quote

A type of quotation that is used to combine the views of an individual's meaning for meaning translation of another person's quote, or to almost accurately, yet impurely quote something. Half quotes are used when a writer has an agenda, wants to be funny, has a slightly better way of saying what the original quote said, or just forgets the word for word quote itself, but still remembers the author of the original quote and what it meant.

Half Quotes are expressed by leaving out the initial quotation marks, and are sometimes used explicitly to give the reader the initial feeling that they are still reading from the writer, but end with quotation marks and give credit to the author of the original version of the statement.

When Christ returns, he will be ugly AF." -Isaiah 53:2

An Honest Answer is like making out with a hot chick." -Proverbs 24:26
Don't Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:1

Fr doe, Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:2

Works mean nothing." -Ephesians 2:8-9
Fr} doe, works are legit." -Ephesians 2:10
Guys are better than girls, js." -1 Peter 3:7
Why would anyone want to be a pastor at this point?" -James 3:1

Don't buy Cryptocurrency." -Proverbs 13:11

Guy: Bro, the Bible doesn't say that!
Guy 2: Oh really? Did you look it up?
Guy: Yes, I did, and it doesn't say that! You misquoted it!!!
Guy 2: I didn't quote it... I Half Quoted it!
Guy: What's a Half Quote ?!?!?!?

by StillTrying2Help December 20, 2018