air guitar

The act of playing an imaginary guitar usually whist u are under the effects of alchohol leading to you thinking u look great when u actually look more like you are playing the invisible banjo

Man look at that twat playing air guitar

by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004

guitar hero

when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.

"i guitar heroed my ho last night"

by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

by tweak August 4, 2003

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 11, 2014

acoustic guitar

A forbidden instrument because of its power that it possesses to play the forbidden song sweet home alabama. This song is forbidden for many reasons.

A: He now owns the legendary acoustic guitar
B: How does one possess so much power?

by penismanhuge December 15, 2020

Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.

Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017