Greg's Wine

Any alcoholic beverage that can make you piss or stagger. Made with only the finest ingredients found at the local walmart and made in the basement of the worlds biggest drunk. Physically impossible to drink for a night without shatting your pants uncontrollably

Dude I took a sip of some Greg's Wine last night and woke up with 4lbs of poo in my breifs. good time

by Wine makes me poo October 17, 2011

Greg Loose-anus

A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.

"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"

by bonedigger February 11, 2013

greg hughes

one who gets mad, mad pussy along with a really hot mom

"Wow I totally didn't expect him to be one of those Greg Hughes types"

by Mariizzle May 20, 2008

Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor

by saun0087 May 25, 2015

Greg Lewis Classic

Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.

This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.

Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”

by LilThookah May 28, 2022

Greg Abbott

Absolutely disgusting and authoritarian governor of Texas who wants to take away your rights and make people lose power in extreme weather

Greg Abbott is doing the usual thing that a typical RepubliQan would do: Mishandle a crisis while taking away voting rights. He is willing to turn Texas into a shithole.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker June 21, 2021

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011