Step grandma

The mom of your or a step mom

“Who’s in that picture behind you?”
“Oh that’s my step grandma”

by Mr.spongebob April 27, 2019

Grandma Sticker

A roast used to destroy a specific person . An insult so profound and personal that they lose all will to live.

“I had enough of Kyle’s shit, so I hit that bitch with the grandma sticker; I made fun of his dead mother. He hasn’t talked to me since.”

by Alex Chaddy Daddy May 9, 2018

Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

grandma booty

A woman with a flat, or frog butt

Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!

by nbunch81 June 3, 2016

commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 13, 2006

Grandma-ma

An older "grandma-like" gay male mentor to younger gay men (non-sexual).

"I really love my Grandma-ma Derrick, she really taught me a lot about history!"

by One angry fag February 22, 2007

grandma vag

The vag of a grandma; an EXTREMELY loose vagina; an insult for stupid people

"Your grandma vag is fun to eat"
"Damn, she's got one Hell of a grandma vag!"
"What the Hell? Quit being such a grandma vag!"

by JockCoke April 18, 2008