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i gleeb glob

i gleeb glob is the highest way of expressing your love for someone, aside from eating an entire jar of pickles and chugging the pickle juice.
"i gleeb glob you honey"
by queenofflatulance August 30, 2022
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global

Global is a television network in Canada and it is the biggest horseshit opperation I have ever seen in my life. I am A canadian but I am fortunate enough to live in a place as nice as Windsor Ontario where I have access to Detroit TV which is only one mile away.

Global is that main reason why Canada has no sense of identity and is another example of people from Toronto trying to act like they are a world class American city like New York. The only thing Global produces is news and in that all they try to focus on is bullshit about how they love their diversity. All for primetime they do is re-broadcast american shows like the simpsons, family guy, american dad and malcomb in the middle. They even show scummy brainrotting shit like fear factor and american idol. It is no wonder that the young people from the Toronto area and Ottawa are just a bunch of ignorant maple suckers that think they are smarter than americans.

The gayest thing they do is they put Canadian commercials into the superbowl and they bluescreen in blue screen images of adds into the stadiums when they brodcast football games.

Support qulity television and watch CBC, TVO, BBC or PBS.
Stupid prep from Richmond Hill: Like lets so totally watch fear factor on global. Then i'll enroll in pyschology at McGill because i'm a empty headed moron and I think psychology is a real science.

Ottawa idiot: Wow I am so original for watching family guy even though it was introduced in the United States in 1998.

Educated Canadian: Man oh man. I wish my fellow Canadians wern't such morons. I guess i'll have to move to England or the USA so I can recieve my fix of stimulation.
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globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.
Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.
by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006
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globbered

The mattress globbered again.
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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Global Chat

@Global_Chat a Telegram chat group was created with the idea of bringing people from all the world together in one place where they can share their culture, ideas, and daily routines, to make friends, to improve their English and so on.
You wanna hangout on Global Chat group on Telegram?

You can find Funky the food lover at Global Chat group on Telegram.
by FunkSpunk July 7, 2016
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GLOB

wow...She is such a Glob
by crystalini March 2, 2009
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Snow Globe

Usually During Sex, When the Male punches the female in the tits, then cums on her chest or stomach
Tyler: Hey man, you goin snow globein tonight?!?
Jeremy: Hell yeah man, Im'a snow globe the hell outta that shit!
by Cole Magnetic December 8, 2009
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