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Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles
Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

green giant

A large green or otherwise discolored bowel movement resulting from the consumption of heavily-dyed foods; such as cake frosting or some candies.
"Damn that cake was good!"

"Yeah, but the dark frosting is gonna give me a green giant."
green giant by William Scott February 13, 2008

MLK giant curved penis statue 

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

iron giant

A really, really, really hard boner. And I stress the "hard".
"Hold it! That iron giant almost poked my eye out!"
iron giant by Ryan B. June 6, 2003

Big Angry Giant 

1. one who towers over another in height. It is also true that they can get extremely angry when provoked by Bitches who think they are better then them.

2. may also be used as a derogatory term againsts tall whores

abbreviated BAG
Person 1: Oh wow that whore is a Big Angry Giant
Person 2: yeah look at her yell at that bitch
Person 3: hey shut the Fuck up thats my mom!
Person 1: what a MILF
Person 2: WTF?!??!!? she's 13
Person 1: what a whore
Person 3: *crying*
Big Angry Giant by Rhinomcd February 12, 2010

jolly green giant 

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green
George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.