fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

Masked Fruit

Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)

Masked Fruit is really cute

by fyroceet April 11, 2021

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

by deejinator27 July 29, 2014

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

Juicy fruit

Bad bitch women’s pussies that are wet often and randomly.

Tom: “hey Jim heard Kate’s got that juicy fruit.”

Jim: “yeah she’s wet all the time it’s lit.”

by TrippyKat July 16, 2021

Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019

menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015