the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

by JoeBrisk October 6, 2010

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”
Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***
Hannah - “Are you alright?”
Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”
Hannah - “What’s that?”
Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***
Hannah - “Are you alright?”
Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”
Hannah - “What’s that?”
Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022

by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023
