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alabama stir fry 

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.
Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.
alabama stir fry by Montague Munch October 20, 2023
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vocal fry 

A purring or rasp in the lower register of the voice, particularly at the trailing end of a word or sentence. Vocal fry had been around for a long time without attracting criticism (go listen to Billie Holiday), until someone decided there were too many women's voices in the media, and needed some excuse to criticize them without appearing sexist. Now vocal fry is one of the most egregious of sins. Men can have vocal fry too, but will never be called out on it.
"I can barely stand to listen to that newscaster's vocal fry. How did she ever get hired?"
vocal fry by Tigerhorse August 14, 2015

French Fry Whore

the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.
"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"

Asian Stir-Fry 

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.
I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir-fry last night!
Asian Stir-Fry by hello1471 April 1, 2009

Stir Fry 

The act of taking two chopsticks and inserting them into a girl's vagina, and then moving them around as if to stir veggies on a wok.
Girl 1: Agh, my cooche still hurts from last night.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: My boyfriend experimented stir fry on me last night.
Stir Fry by banjo007 May 14, 2010

Philly Cheese Fry 

During a blowjob, when a penis is covered with both cum and pee.
Josh: Dude, I gave Mary a Philly Cheese Fry last night.