Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008

Garrison Forest School

Garrison Forest School is a college prep school located in Owings Mills Maryland. The definition of a Garrison girl is non-excistant. The diversity in the school makes it impossible to label any one stereotype. The closest attapmt so far is this however: a Garrison girl is one that is studious, athletic, and an all round curtious person.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.

"so what are you guys planning to do this lovely frieday night?"
"I'm probably gonna go home and finish my calculus homework."
"...what?"

by ksn July 24, 2008

forest dweller

a woman who engages in sexual acts with another woman.

Vanessa is a forest dweller. She lives in Adrianne's forest and only comes up for fresh air.

by Adrianne Obscenities March 5, 2009

Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

by DominatHER May 27, 2008

forensicator

A participant in the speech half of a forensics competition; a public speaker. This noun is found within the forensics lexicon, but not the English one.

"While you are all fine forensicators," said Joe, "that trophy is surely mine."

by notionridiculous March 8, 2008

Forest Dump

Noun. Term used to describe a filthy individual who partakes in the act of the excretion of fecal matter in a copse or bush

Prescot is such a Forest Dump

by Pauline prescot September 16, 2006

forest segal

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.

Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX

by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016