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kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.
Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.
by weirdowoman April 16, 2015
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kobes

love u kobes
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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kobe

a boy who roasts other people because on the inside he hates himself. Think he is cool but really should just take a seat
kobe
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball
“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”
by cald21 July 14, 2019
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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobee

Smart funny and is the best basketball player. He also makes people be jealous because if how hot he is. If u like someone named Kobee your lucky
Girl:Kobee is so hot
Cute Girl:Fuc* off I'm dating him
by XxKingKobeexX November 7, 2019
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