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FlortGribble

Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)

The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.
A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"
by EricTheViking November 22, 2011
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Florter

Darn my florter broke.
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Flirtyfull

A person who is full of flirtyness. Always flirting with someone but not always knowing they are. Its just how they are. Ready to flirt.
Friend 1:Girl he's so much younger than you, your're being so flirtyfull with him!
Friend 2: Really i had no idea.
by Phweeep August 18, 2011
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Flirtinista

A term used to define an attractive sophisticated woman who knows how to successfully flirt with a man in any situation. She also has a penchant for creating new ways of flirting.
Kim always gets the hottest guys to flirt with her. I know right, she's a real flirtinista.
by jermaidan October 18, 2011
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Flirtgiveness

Flirtgivness is when a person has decided to forgive their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend by subtly flirting with them.
Katie shows her ex-boyfriend 'Dick' a little flirtgiveness (after many moths of anger and regret) by giggling at his lame joke.
by JeffersonM April 20, 2013
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Flirtical

When someone starts flirting like crazy and their flirting level goes vertical.
Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake yesterday? They were flirting a little but then it just went flirtical dude....
by Tw@ March 30, 2015
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Flirting disrespectfully

When a girl/guy is flirting but had a bit of a potty mouth
*Girlfriend- hey what's up "ass eater"

Me- nothing much why are you so disrespectful

Girlfriend- because I can "loser" I love you tho
Me- why do you flirt saying bad words which means "flirting disrespectfully" I got disrespected by your flirting style
by Ass eater suck the dick July 30, 2015
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