Florida Bloody Mary

When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.

Craig: Dude my sheets are still stained from the

Florida Bloody Mary I gave Susan last month.
Alex: Did you try Tide?

Florida Bloody Mary by FloridabloodyMary March 5, 2010

Florida Gumbo 

When a male or female vomit's in a female's vagina and then proceeds to eat it out.

So last night I did the Florida Gumbo to my girl.

Florida Gumbo by daaangpanda July 2, 2011

Florida State University 

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.

John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......

Florida State University by Steve-O11505 December 30, 2006

florida southern 

Florida southern is a college in the middle of Florida. Located in Lakeland, the only reason you will attend this school is if you play a sport or if you are in Greek life. On the weekends you can drink alone in your apartment or go to the infamous kaus which is the only 18 and older bar. Basically this school leads to enormous amounts of regret and you'll wish you went to FSU instead. Go mocs!

You go to Florida southern? Isn't that a dry campus?

florida southern by Blackmagic777 January 12, 2016

florida orange 

When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.

James: Damn did you see me tea bag that girl?
Rick: Hell ya she got that florida orange!

florida orange by Thomas Ricciardi February 5, 2008

Florida Feet 

When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.

Brooke, I left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.

Florida Feet by Shawn Parent April 5, 2008

Florida Sloth Insertion 

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

Florida Sloth Insertion by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005