The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.
by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

A demo of an old song an artist teases approximately 10 years before the full, finished song actually comes out.
I'd been driving all afternoon when I heard Owl City finally dropped that floppy fish called Car Trouble after fans begged for years for him to release it.
by wizoomer95 February 29, 2024

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
by Azenath69 March 9, 2022
