The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024

floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.

Fuck that bitch she gotta floppy wapdego.

by cock meister July 30, 2012

Floppy

A relict from an ancient technology to store bits on it.

Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.

by 8815 March 10, 2023

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

Floppy copter

When your flacid junk has a circular motion by way of hip thrust. Can also be applied to sloppy tits

While hitting Gertrude from the side her 44 longs took off like a floppy copter

by Small dong steve June 8, 2019