dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

by B-nus July 23, 2006

flesh napkin

when a person is performing cunni or anal linguis and their lips and chin become covered with a mucus-like substance, they then use the inner thigh of their partner to clean their face.

mathew mcconahey: man, queen latifa leaks like a tap when recieving cunnilinguis

martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin

by jared+kyle December 11, 2007

flesh genie

A Term Used for A Person who uses a flesh light too much.
We All Have Friend Who Masturbates too much and if they get a flesh light then say goodbye! you may never see them again.

1#Wow is He Still In There with that Flesh light?
2#yeah hes a real flesh genie!

by Logieburr December 7, 2009

Fewson

A person who plays halo so much they consider master chief and the arbiter their sons and care for them daily by participating in a massive 4 hour sesh of Halo each day.

fewson

by metalman10111 September 25, 2010

press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.

Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

flawstered

The point of alcohol consumption to where you are no longer responsible for your own gestures or movements, and your body rides the waves of a deep drunk ocean.

OH diggidy doo da i be (flawstered) right now. Lets bounce shreeve before this boat blows.

by drewber scoober August 1, 2009

flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.

When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.

by apink May 26, 2010