fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Feltham

the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.

"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"

by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

fleshmelons

A slang term for a woman's breasts.

Come lick my luscious fleshmelons.

by britney spears May 22, 2005

flesh tent

When a fat chick lays down on top of you, literally smothering and engulfing the man below, creating a fleshy tent. Starr Jones (insert any fat chick) lays on top of anyone.

"That chick made a good flesh tent." "Will you be my flesh tent"?

by Mikey Okemos November 10, 2006

Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.

Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

feeth

When one person has food stuck in between their teeth.

"Yo, you have feeth"
"Hey man, do I have feeth?"

by Ericat February 15, 2008