Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time

My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7

by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

Dapto flap

A dapto flap is when you store drugs underneath your excess skin or fat.

Person 1: hey did you here about Dave?
Person 2: yeah he got caught doing a dapto flap by the police

by Zane_2528 May 26, 2021

Fin Flap

Shaking your dick to remove remaining droplets of fluid

I just went to the bathroom, but there was still piss on my dick after I went, so I had to fin flap to get it off

by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

Rooster Neck Flap

Noun:
The sensitive part of the penis that dangles 2 millimetres just inferior too the penis head.

1. Wow, I would love a girl to blueberry my rooster neck flap

by BOOMSTICK November 4, 2014