Blowin up my feed

the act of a facebook friend posting so many status updates, that all you see is the picture and name repeatedly on you news feed.

Josh-@Sammy, your blowin up my feed, STOP!(1 sec ago)
Sammy- Cuttest jacket ever at rugby!(20 sec ago)
Sammy- Made it to the mall YAYZ!(3 min ago)
Sammy- DANG! major traffic jam!(12 min ago)
Sammy- on the freeway!(15 min ago)
Joe- Won my meet!(18 min ago)
Sammy- pulling out of the driveway (19 min ago)
Sammy- getting in the car(19 min ago)
Sammy- goin to the mall! (20 min ago)

by Joshiepooperz October 24, 2010

Squeeze and Feed

A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.

"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"

"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."

by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012

split quad feed

A split quad feed is were you gwet 4 rapid kills and your team mate gets a kill in the process.

i got a split quad feed today i was so mad.

by split quad feed July 31, 2016

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012

It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?

Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.

by smreidy113 December 7, 2010

feed

A term used to describe a syndicated article/item on the web via RSS, XML, or ATOM technologies.

"I just got a feed talking about a cool new service called UrbanDictionary.com"

by The Wanderer June 7, 2005