facetious

having beautiful face and being funny at the same time. Very rare and should be appreciated!

“Jayde is a very facetious person. She should be on the cover of Vogue!”

by Christopher “Zaddy” Evans September 5, 2023

facetwitterverse

social media platforms

Hey Dre, did you post that on the facetwitterverse yet?

by dre-ah December 12, 2023

FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime

My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.

by CriZtoph December 3, 2023

FaceTheStage

Rising star "Face" from Dallas , Tx. started his musical career as a portrait painter for some of the music industries leading icons artist such as:

Drake, Nipsey Hussle, Future, The Migos, T.I., Young Dolph, 2 Chains+++. Transforming his physical artistic talents into sound, "Face" then took his talents on to the infamous Bourbon St. in New Orleans, Louisiana. He made a name for himself as "FaceTheStage" aka

"FACE"

“Yesterday we checked the billboard top 100 and FaceTheStage’s song has been sitting number at 1 for 6 weeks straight”

by Rap Verified May 3, 2024

facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids

this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Facetimeable

Describes a person who is able to accept a FaceTime call because both they and their environment are presentable and in a state that makes them comfortable appearing on video.

I wasn’t sure if I could answer, but I was feeling facetimeable now, so I picked up the call.

by Jamaicalove1 January 20, 2025

Farcet

(noun)
From “farce” + “market”

Definition:
A financial ecosystem so absurd it stopped being an economy and started being a vibe.
Prices? Fake. Valuations? Fiction. Confidence? Manufactured in bulk by influencers and hedge funds working the same group chat.

A Farcet runs on hopium, PowerPoint decks, and caffeine-fueled denial. The line only goes up—until it rug-pulls reality.

"The stock dropped 80% after earnings but CNBC called it bullish—classic Farcet move.”

“We live in a Farcet. Taxes are real, the profits are imaginary.”

by Codex Δ October 4, 2025