Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

[Large Father]

To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!

"Geee, we haven't seen Powell in a while.."
"Yeah, he's become a real Large Father"

by KezDawse January 19, 2009

Large father

A large man. One of whom has had sex with a woman, then the woman proceeds to shoot a human out of her voluptuous cooter.

My father is large. He is a large father. Rob Delaney is large but he is also a virgin. He is not a large father.

by ROBDELANEYTHEVIRGINMAN October 24, 2018

corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

by cornfather October 19, 2020

Father Fetish

Physical attraction towards father or father like figures.

She had a father fetish for the Priest.

by Ah-2-Bah June 5, 2018

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011