farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

Farfendoogan

This is a substitute for ok.

How are you?
I'm farfendoogan.

by Penguin_13_ June 15, 2016

Farfegeous

A derogatory term to refer to somebody or some object that isn't particularly attractive or something which is repulsive.

That boy is farfegeous, makes me feel sick looking at him

by MastHughesLover June 8, 2017

Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.

“Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”

by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

Farmer Gucci

The Gucci wear of farmers that usually consists of Carhartt, Wrangler , and Levi

"I got farmer Gucci"
"Do you have any farmer Gucci here"

by Farmerjk May 7, 2019

Farfren

A friend who lives very far away in another country.

I have a farfren in the UK who is crazy as The Mad Hatter.

by Bookwriter July 12, 2020