False Antichrist

A person who seems evil, but is actually good. An example includes Barack Obama.

Person 1: Obama is the devil.

Person 2: No he is a false antichrist that makes him black Jesus.

by Justintowin June 6, 2019

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False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

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false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

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falsetto

A form of speech that escalates sexual behavior with words normally used for non sexual activities.

Heyo did you eat yet? lets get delivery service later, that same 24hr, chinese, food place.
let me think about this-ok.
oh, right on. latez.

oh..he ran a falsetto, again..

by showeroomba May 21, 2020

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