fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Fake depression

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.

"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"

by peach.maru April 14, 2020

fake taxi

A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot

Hey mack have you watched fake taxi before? Yes its the best porn ever!

by Fullofswager123 January 7, 2015

fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by dmcormond July 11, 2007

Fake People

PPL THAT TALK SHIT BEHIND YOUR BACK AND ONLY USE YOU TO GET CLOUT

“make sure you tag me in your instagram post so i can get followers” -fake people

by FAKE BEACHESSS June 12, 2018

Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.

Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute

by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009

Fake Cowboy

What 90% of the people who dress like cowboys are. They're usually spotted buying a T-shirt that says "COWBOY" in Wal-Mart, or walking around like they're at the top of society when in reality they're just low-life rednecks trying to be something they're not. Characteristics of these idiots include wearing a cowboy hat everywhere they go, huge belt buckles, not doing any real ranch work, and the like.

The Midwest is overrun with fake cowboys.

by FavoriteStoreOnTheCitadel March 15, 2011