A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.
by Kath H March 31, 2008
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Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
by smoothshift October 22, 2008
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A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
Get the Facebookitis mug.The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
by Haskoo February 10, 2009
Get the Facebook Status Rape mug.We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.
"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook
"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
by Jahzon October 21, 2011
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Get the Ghetto Facebook mug.The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.
Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.
Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.
by DoriMoose October 8, 2009
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