Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
by Joseph.1234 December 04, 2022
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kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.
OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!
by tpnoll November 25, 2015
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face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face
Quite face farmering before it gets infected
by Fun size me May 15, 2019
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farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.
by anti May 14, 2005
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Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'
by WelshFarmer69 May 08, 2019
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farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.
Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.
by Just a farmer January 10, 2014
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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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