experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

expedouches

executing a project in a timely yet inefficient manner without consideration for the quality of the finished product

The Douchebagitron painted the room in an expedouches manner, it only took two hours but it looks like crap. It will take us days to fix that mess.

by Jayseabee June 24, 2011

expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

by YAWA February 2, 2019

sexy time explosion

A huge male orgasm during sex. Introduced to America by Borat.

I must make sexy time explosion with Pamela Anderson

by RooRally Baked July 2, 2009

experimentation

Two or more young people (often 7-15 year old boys) experiment with homosexual acts, including: Stripping, fondling (playing with the other's penis/vagina), masturbating themselves, masturbating the other, oral sex, anal sex, rubbing the other's penis/vagina against the other in any place, or anything else related.

Sample experimentation:

Tommy: Want to see my penis?
Jason: Yeah! Want to see mine?
Tommy: Let's go into the bathroom and lock the door.
Jason: I'll take off my shirt.
Tommy: Me too.
Jason: I'll pull down your pants.
Tommy: Then I'll pull down yours.
Jason: My penis is getting stiff.
Tommy: Me too! I'm pulling down your underwear.
Jason: Let me pull down yours.
Tommy: Yours is bigger than mine. Can I play with yours?
Jason: That feels really good! I want to mess with yours.
Tommy: This feels really good!
Jason: Can I see your butt?
Tommy: Sure.
Jason: Look at the hole!
Tommy: Let me see yours! Oh yeah!
Jason: Tommy, will you lick my penis?
Tommy: I wonder how it tastes!
Jason: Mm that feels really good!
Tommy: Suck on mine!
Jason: We can switch places and do it at the same time!

...

by a.non.y.mous July 31, 2007

Explosion

BOOoOOOOOoOOOOOoOM

Dude is that an explosion heading our wa- BOOOOOOOOOOM

by 要是及心情建立搴 June 2, 2014

Explo

Short of Exploration Summer Programs. A high class summer camp that uses Yale's campus (for the senior program). Lots of extras, good courses, however very strict enforcement of rules (like gender separation). Bit awkward for Europeans, who are more leisurely towards sex and drinking.

I met a lot of new friends at Explo.
Baby, the staff is flashin' their flashlights in search of couples again!

by balc July 26, 2006