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jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.
Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!
by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006
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Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh
by quas August 25, 2005
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egg nog

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.
Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.
by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003
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Spambled Eggs

Cooking scrambled eggs with diced Spam mixed in.
I had Spambled eggs for breakfast this morning.
by Free My Willie January 20, 2007
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Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).
The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.
by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011
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depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.
*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*
by Arm December 17, 2004
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