Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

by Bob January 27, 2004

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

eggs dee

Another way to say XD in a more immitating way. Many people who are into memes use it.

Pink Guy : "I have 'e got the 'e sauce b0ss"
Idubbbz : "Eggs dee"

by ArmanTheZarman January 31, 2017

i liek eggs

to like eggs. But in a meme way.

youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU around 00:35 Steven Hawkings use it. "I liek eggs"

by iliekeggs June 2, 2015