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Ed Massage

An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.

Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)

Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!

Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.

Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.

Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.

Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.

Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 26, 2011
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fezz ed

A fezz ed is someone from the ferry, its a pretty depressing place.
But they did survive a terrorist attack.
It does reek of dodgey smells.
But shoutout to Weadon top lad his eds abit shot like
Dont go near the fezz it stinks and is full of fezz eds
by Toplooker69 March 29, 2020
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Sick-ed

Dave: Im goin basejumpin off a cliff without a parachute.
Me: Yea? Sick-ed!

Me: Look at that guy over ther ready 2 jump off that building!
Stu: Sick-ed
by Mart-Bury May 6, 2009
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bivona-ed

When someone makes plans and then bails last minute.
Mark Bivona-ed as usual due to car trouble.
by shivtothek August 25, 2010
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vj-ed

Home alone vaccuming while naked and getting yourdick stuck in the vaccum, while your foreskin begins to peel
Last night my grandparents walked in on me while i was getting vj-ed. I wish they had not seen it.
by Blob Joe May 21, 2011
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Ed Shubbling

‘Ed Shubbling’ was originally a joke that revolved around well-known Minecraft Streamer Tubbo, and the musician Ed Sheeran.
It started as an inside joke between the members of a Twitter groupchat called “esgc”, which means ‘Ed Shubbling Group Chat’. The name quickly spread throughout Tubbotwt and is well-known.
Person 1: Do you know the Ed Shubblings?
Person 2: No! Who is that?
Person 1: It’s a name for a well-known groupchat!
Person 2: Oh wow! Thats so cool!
by ESGC September 2, 2021
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a-salt-ed

When roads are covered with far too much salt to melt the ice and snow and it gets all over cars and clothing.
My car used to be blue, now it is grey. They must have a-salt-ed the roads.
by Geo Joe January 13, 2011
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