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Dumpster Fire

Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?
by Rectalwrangler March 26, 2010
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cum dumpster

a girl who is addicted 2 cum. its kind of like how every1 takes there garbage to the dumpster but in this situation all the guys dump their loads in the slut's vagina. she's usually extremely loose
b4 i met my gf chelsea, i slept w/ a loose cum dumpster named suzy
by Lapdog August 10, 2004
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dumpster dick

A guy who will fuck the fattest, skankiest, dirtiest chick at the bar, because as he puts it, "fat pussy is better than no pussy." Sometimes you wonder if there is anywhere this guy WON'T stick his cock.
Dude, you fucked that disgusting fat skank?!?!? Is there anywhere you WON'T stick your cock, you fuckin' dumpster dick?
by footfucker July 9, 2006
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azn dumpster slut

small, oversexed azn girls who engage in lewd sexual acts behind dumpsters, usually during school hours. they are always underaged.
did you see liam with the azn dumpster sluts?
by fdsafsfdsfdaffd November 19, 2007
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Dumpster

I can't believe dumpster is running for president.
by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016
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Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
by dg1189 February 20, 2010
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Cum Dumpster

a easy whore, a person who is a recepticle for a load. easy sex without strings attached.
I am feeling lonely so I think I'll find me a cum dumpster.
by bqdawg July 6, 2006
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